1. |
Fashion Seance
03:40
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Got a hot date, wanna look nice
Go to my closet, I need some advice
Great aunt’s a fox, but she’s underground
Wish she could help me get a good pound
Oh, I know...
Should I go slutty?
How much cleavage should I show?
Will I get lucky?
Did my butt grow?
Do I need shoulder pads?
How big of a hat?
Can I wear too many scarves?
Combat boots or flats?
Please dead auntie May,
What should I wear?!
Fashion seance
Fashion seance
Fashion seance
Fashion seance!
Please Auntie May
Tell me through the a Oujia Board how to get laid
I want to look foxy
But have no sense of clothes
Are there others underground who would know
Is Vivienne Westwood with you?
How about Coco Chanel?
Is Gucci a person?
Or that dude from Phantom Thread?
You mean me, Daniel Day-Lewis?
No, the guy he was based on
He’d say wear a dress
I’m not that old fashioned! You can go back to the grave, Daniel Day-Lewis
But I’m not dead yet!
How did I call you then?
Eh, butt dial?
Oops
Fashion seance
Fashion seance
Fashion seance
Fashion seance!
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2. |
Fuckin Leaf Blowers
01:52
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When someone blows the leaves
Dead offspring of the trees
Graveyard in the street
The judge says, "Fuck, guilty!"
Shove a glass rod in your dickhole
Stick a test tube up your ooh
Shove a glass rod in your dickhole, make it go
Snap! Snap! Snap snap! Snap snap snap snap!
This is what it sounds like to dogs!
This is what it sounds like to orphans!
This is what it sounds like to grandma!
This is what it sounds like to the blind!
When someone blows the leaves
When someone blows the leaves
When someone blows the leaves
Shove a glass rod in your dickhole
Stick a test tube up your ooh
Shove a glass rod in your dickhole, make it go
Snap
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3. |
Snot Water
03:15
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There’s something wet on my face
Can you help? I’m such a disgrace
Is it sweat or is it jizz?
Someone please tell me what this is
Come here and have a taste
Snot water. It’s not water.
Snot water. It’s not water.
Snot water. It’s not water.
Snot water. It’s not water.
So wet, dripping down
Pearls of moisture working down
Almost hitting my big old frown
Snot water. It’s not water.
Snot water. It’s not water.
Snot water. It’s not water.
Snot water. It’s not water.
It's not water. It's not jizz. It's not sweat
I’ll tell you what it is!
There’s something wet on my face
Can you help? I’m such a disgrace
Is it sweat or is it jizz?
Someone please tell me what this is
Snot water. It’s not water.
Snot water. It’s not water.
Snot water. It’s not water.
Snot water. It’s not water!
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